I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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