I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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