Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
