It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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