Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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