If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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