So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
