Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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