id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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