dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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