When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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