That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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