The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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