i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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