You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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