Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I got chris browned last night
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
