For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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