I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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