i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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