I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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