If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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