that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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