woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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