kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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