Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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