Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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