he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Are we still banned from the library?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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