its not stalking. its research.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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