dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
