He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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