I need help removing her.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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