If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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