i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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