I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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