...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Say something about gay babies.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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