She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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