every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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