On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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