When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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