i just wanna soil my oats bro
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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