STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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