And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
