before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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