i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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