omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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