the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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