How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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