I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
