The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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