didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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