Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
